tonyabbot:

dating me counts as community service

Kinda looking for a REAL badboy, not one of those high schools “badboys”

(via jackballs)

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hate:

i’m like 102% tired

I just slept 17 hours, and it’s kinda embarrassing, but I feel ya

(via hotboyproblems)

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I’m so disappointed in my parents right now. We have been out of ice cream for like an hour now and they haven’t bought some new. Like, do I have to do everything here?!!

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twoandtwentyonebee:

drarna:

asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces

thats a really good comparison because there are about seventy able bodied parking spaces to one disabled and able bodied people still insist on using the ones that arent theirs

(Source: neptunain, via hotboyproblems)

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picturaculminis:

2festive:

2festive:

are pringles flammable?

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i guess they are

I admire tumblr’s dedication to science.

(Source: plantbot, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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jollygemma:

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

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(Source: abrotion, via hotboyproblems)

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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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